This may be the number one reason that you should never set foot in the Netherlands: “The uncontrollable “happiness” of crazy masses on boats on stinking canals.”
The people that live there happen to be some of the happiest people in the entire world. As any good traveler knows, if there’s one thing that’s exceptionally annoying, it’s people who are uncontrollably happy. It’s like, what do you have to be happy about? Living in one of the most overcrowded beautiful countries in the world, with a rich opressed and falsified history and an amazing culture? Yuck.
The colour of vomit is orange, you know that by now.